My ducks name is Randy Espada, he is 13 and despite the name he is not Mexican, Mexicans are from Mexico, Randy is Cuban, he’s from Florida! XD

The first thing I’m going to discuss about my duck is his family. The first member is his mother, Lola, who is CENSORED years old, (sorry Lola forbid me from putting her age in here), his dad, Juan, who is 47 years old, his sister, Barbra, age 19, who is the bath-toy weight division world champion of the RDWF (Rubber Ducky Wrestling Federation). The next member of his family is his other sister, Debbie, age 16, his little brother, Gabriel, age 6, and his 30 year old adopted panda brother who likes to whack people in the butt with a tennis racket named Frank who lives in the basement.

The second thing I’m going to discuss about Randy is his hobbies. He likes to play video games, specifically a game called Samba De Amigo, which is a rhythm based game.

He also likes to play Pokémon now and then, and actually, uses only Pokémon with Hispanic characteristics, like ones that look like they wear sombreros. He also has this bad habit of throwing his (apparently unbreakable) maraca at people who ticks him off. His style is a maraca, a sombrero, and an invisible poncho.

That is the bio for my duck, hope you enjoyed it.

Sean Branscum