Hello, this is Ducky! Today for me has been a lazy day! I Just want to lay down and watch movies all day. Eat all the food I can! That would be great. But I am kind of board. I wish some of my friends were home. But no they are on their vacation! They invited me but I got sick and I couldn’t go so that is why today is my lazy day! But when my friends get back and I get to feeling better we are going to go to the movie, which is going to be so much fun. I can’t wait! I hate being sick it makes my day go by longer and slower. I just hope I would get to felling better. I have a really bad headache, feeling like I have to puke, and dizziness, and fever! Well this is all I can tell you guys for today. I will be back soon I need to take a nap!

                                                                                       Ducky Ducklin!

                                                                                             Brittany

Hello all my duck loving friends! My name is twitchona. I’m 5 ¾ inches and 21 years old. I’m pink, purple hair with many pericings. My eyes are dark green. Also I have big round eyes!  I wear a BIRTHDAY SUIT no matter where I go. I’m very outgoing, friendly, and I like to tell it how it is. I love everyone. I’m a happy little babe. I enjoy the two jobs that I have .One of them requires working at a clinic to take care of creatures or animals whichever you would prefer to call them. My second job is babysitting twitching and Joseph’s kids while they go out and have fun. My style is irregular. I like to dress very random. I don’t like wearing something that others wear. I’m a real jokester and have real heavy slang. I don’t have many talents but I do have two which are I can hit like a pro and the best roller since the Rolling Stones. I have thousands of favorites that could tell you about. I love pickles, watching cheech and Chong, listening to slipknot, chillaxing, and watching the color green.

My family is are the best patch of Quakers you’ll ever meet you’ll ever meet. I’m married to a wonderful man. His name is damieon. I have two children with him. They’re names are twitchmel and twitchell. Twitchena is my loving sister. She has a husband named Joseph. They have two children also. Their names are twitcheta and twitchmikka. My grandpa is really old and blind he thinks he 60 cent, so I guess that’s his name. Nobody really knows. Paco is my skinny Mexican brother. Taco is my young crazy sister- in- law. I love my family. It’s kinda small but deal with it. <3

Chelsea

My ducks name is Randy Espada, he is 13 and despite the name he is not Mexican, Mexicans are from Mexico, Randy is Cuban, he’s from Florida! XD

The first thing I’m going to discuss about my duck is his family. The first member is his mother, Lola, who is CENSORED years old, (sorry Lola forbid me from putting her age in here), his dad, Juan, who is 47 years old, his sister, Barbra, age 19, who is the bath-toy weight division world champion of the RDWF (Rubber Ducky Wrestling Federation). The next member of his family is his other sister, Debbie, age 16, his little brother, Gabriel, age 6, and his 30 year old adopted panda brother who likes to whack people in the butt with a tennis racket named Frank who lives in the basement.

The second thing I’m going to discuss about Randy is his hobbies. He likes to play video games, specifically a game called Samba De Amigo, which is a rhythm based game.

He also likes to play Pokémon now and then, and actually, uses only Pokémon with Hispanic characteristics, like ones that look like they wear sombreros. He also has this bad habit of throwing his (apparently unbreakable) maraca at people who ticks him off. His style is a maraca, a sombrero, and an invisible poncho.

That is the bio for my duck, hope you enjoyed it.

Sean Branscum

Monday- Today I woke up and went to work. At work there was a horse and it had a broken leg, so I fixed his leg and made it all better. After work I went home and rode my horse. While I was riding my friend purple princess came by and she wanted to know if I wanted to go shopping Tuesday. So I guess I am going shopping Tuesday. Can’t wait!!

Tuesday- well today I went shopping with purple princess at the mall. When we were at the mall are other friends where there Steve Mallory and the other Steve. While we were at the mall we went and ate in the mall while we were sitting there talking there was a shop lifter and the cops came. They takled him and then arrested him.

Katie is the pretty pretty princess duck that I love. Katie is a fat, pretty littlie ducky that is 21. She is funny, out-going and everybody she knows loves her. She’s a beautiful princess, and parties hard. Katie is very sparkly, and smells pretty. Katie talks proper and is always polite. She is always polite. She can also sing and dance. Her favorite music is classical and she can sew. Her family includes her bestie Ducky Vanwinkle! Katie is the best and only ducky ill ever have. (:

Yella Belly

          Yella Belly is a duck I adopted in Mrs. Rounds class. He is a short, plump, yellow, little ducky. One of his special talents is dueling; Yella Belly has never lost a gun duel. Yella Belly has a unique fashion; he always wears a cowboy hat, wears a vest, and has a big silver sheriff star on his chest. His family consists of his mother, father, brother, and sister. Yella Belly is a joker that talks with heavy slang, especially to his friends. He walks bowed legged and carries a squirt gun everywhere with him. He is a twenty three year old ladies man that can always be found in the saloon. His favorite hobby is riding horses and shooting things. Yella Belly is a very outgoing duck, everybody in town knows him. Yella Belly is my plump, yellow, adopted duck.

Malachi

Hello! My name is Olivia I am years old. I have green eyes, brown hair and I am 2ft tall. I am yellow with pink and purple feathers. I recently started volunteering at a veterinary clinic in my home town. When I am not at the clinic I like to trick ride, barrel race, talk, and rodeo. When I grow up I want to be a vet but, I just a vet for horses. So I want to be a equine vet. While I am a vet I want to have like horse rescue farm where I can save abused and abandoned horses.

Lesley

Hello, my name is Steve Ducklin.You have probably heard of me from the 2008 Duck Olympics. Those were the glory days, since then it has been all about my daughter, Duckey Ducklin. Its been hard since my ex-wife, Purple Princess left us. Sorry, I just can not get used tot hat negative word. Every sincre I left the UK Olympic swimming team. Ive recently discorved I have hada long lost brother His name is Steve Stoner from down under, apperently he has bee on the run for stealing straight pond water. My life and appearance has gone down hill since Duckys turned four. Shes a fusy little ducklin isnt she? Well, I must return for Ducky is calling my name.

-Steve Ducklin

Emily

My name  is Ducky, I am a duck. I am short and chubby, I am a really pretty duck. I am yellow. I carry my crown with me where ever I go. I speak English and a little bit of British. I get it from my dad Steve. I am shy when you first meet me. I love to sing and shop. I am four years old. My dad Steve is really nice and funny! My attitude is good unless you make me mad. I am funny. I can be annoying when I want to be. This is about me!

                                         Ducky Ducklin!

Brittany

Hi there! My name is Mallory Mallard. I am a U.S. citizen but I’m really from England. I am 18 years of age. People tell me that I am socially dependent and that I am outgoing. I tend to fluffy my feathers a lot. Since I have came to America I have took upon some American traits and hobbies. One of my favorite hobbies ever, which is a U.S. hobby, is fishing! I like to fish with my best friend. My best friend is Steve the outlaw. Steve is from Australia. I am always wearing my nurse’s uniform, because I work a lot of night shifts at the local scummy swamp. Oh! Golly-gee! I almost forget to tell you something! My talent is quacking (singing)! IT is my absolute favorite thing to do! This is just a little bit about me, Mallory Mallard.

 Bentleigh

Purple Princess

 There once was a duck named purple princess. She is yellow ,has black eyes , has a purple crown and purple wand . Also , she is young , she is only 15 years old. She is ougoing and she loves to talk a lot. She has no eyebrows , orange beek and frekles. She is trendy. Which means she is very up to date with fashion. The way she talks is English but a little slanging . She can sing and loves to shop.

She loves to cheer, and listen to music. The music she listens to is country , rap , and todays music. She has three siblings , they are steve, oliva ducky. She is always hiper, jumping up and down. She also, works at walmart as a manager. She thinks craziest things in the world. The way she talks is ‘’ hey what’s up im american but in a slanging type way .

She is very short , and she is skinny. She only weighs 80 punds and she is 4’’8’’ she loves her life and she is proud to be my daughter.


Breanna

Ello mate, my name is Steve Stoner. I come from way down under in Australia. I am very outspoken; I don’t listen to anyone except for my best friend Mallory Mallard. I’m a outlaw duck, I hate for people to tell me what to do, I do what I want when I want. I’m a very loud duck and I love to play sports and too go out and hang with my friends we like to ride four wheelers and have a good time. When I talk I say “ goodey mate “ , “golly gee “  and “ go to the john “ all the time I’m a very funny character but have a short temper.im very short and only 15 years old when I speak I speak with an Australian accent and use slang words. I’m just a very unique duck and love the way I live my life.

By Chy

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Welcome to Ms. Rounds' English class blog. This is where the ninth grade English class will be posting our rubber ducky stories. We hope you enjoy reading our stories!